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Few industries – aside from computing – have seen their lingo enter the mainstream (as it were) like porn. In boardrooms and bars, it’s all “moneyshot” this and “girl on girl” that. With an ever-growing sweaty archive now searchable via keywords, things are getting very specific, very quickly. But you’re a man of the world right? Nothing can shock or surprise you. Welcome to some of the porn acronyms and terminology you might not be across, Mr Vanilla.
Big Beautiful Women. We’ll give you that one as a starter. For all its faults – and there are many – at least the porn biz is accepting of a variety of body types.
Shit’s getting real now. This is less about immaculately chosen accessories as strategically depriving oneself or another person on oxygen at the point of climax. AKA autoerotic asphyxiation.
Think DP. Then double it.
Named after the immersive journalism style pioneered by the late great Hunter S Thompson, this is another way of saying “budget” where the guy holding the camera is also doing all the other production task. Apparently to involve the viewer more closely in the narrative. Apparently there’s a narrative.
Stands for back room casting couch. This is a particularly objectionable genre in that its premise involves young women ostensibly auditioning for porn work and then being unknowingly filmed by the dude interviewing them senseless. Of course it’s a set up and everyone knows what’s really happening though. Still, predatory premise.
Because anime and hentai are so trite now. These Japanese cartoons generally feature transsexual and intersex characters. A very popular search term in Egypt and Lebanon apparently.
Generally, we’re just talking safe sex using condoms. But raincoat sounds way sexier. The opposite of bareback.
Stranger On The Rocks
Dipping one’s hand into a bucket of ice until numbness occurs and then going to town on oneself. It’s a thing.
Not what you think. It’s actually all-girl. As in no meat.
Imagine NSFW (Not Safe For Work), then raise the gross factor by say 400 per cent. Then and only then do you arrive at Not Safe For Life (NSFL). This is the stuff you never want anyone to know you’re into.
Pronounced “joy”, it’s a webcam or straight to camera piece where a performer gives the viewer very detailed tasks to perform. Hence a Jerk Off Instruction clip.
Content created specifically for those who get off on the idea of being with a giant – or at least a partner substantially bigger than themselves.
Hint, it’s not where you get your cash out.
If you’re a vorarephile, the idea of being eaten alive seriously floats your boat and if the internet has taught us anything, it’s that where there’s an audience, there’s a willing provider. Prepare for either animation or special effects where jaws are detached so that human beings can be consumed whole. With a w.
Kinda like face sitting, except playing the role of the sofa are baked goods. Sometimes, this is the entire video. At others, things are done with cake that are a waste of a perfectly good pavlova. Also known as “sploshing”.
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